i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm passing your future prison.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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