her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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