i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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