If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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