ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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