don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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