question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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