Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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