When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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