I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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