is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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