Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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