Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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