It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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