I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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