I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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