To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
