you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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