Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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