Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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