the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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