i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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