Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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