Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
North Korea, Best Korea!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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