She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You are a genius and a whore.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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