Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
