idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize