Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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