Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
At least life still wants to fuck me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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