I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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