She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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