How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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