Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
bring money and cleavage
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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