i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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