im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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