Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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