a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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