love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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