I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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