She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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