508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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