I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
This is my life. Enjoy the view
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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