Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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