Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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