he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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