question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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