anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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