Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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