you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Randomize
