I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I touched a dick in church today
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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