The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My penis needs a shock collar
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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