I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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