Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Your penis caused this!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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