HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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